Emalie "Hair" Clamage (a junior at a fancy rich people school) lives in Mansfield, Massachusetts, but goes to a fancy rich people school far away. Emalie has a tattoo of Weird Al on her back, and is currently playing bass in Ashlee Simpson's touring band (Go ninja, go!). Emalie doesnt like long walks on the beach, she invented them, and is still kicking herself for not patenting it. She is currently seeing Wilmer Valderrama, but is always looking to meet new people!